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Funny ways to catch a lion

Filed under: by: The Geekie

Newton 's Method
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Indian Police Method
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a darkroom with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method
Send a lioness into the forest .Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.But 2nd lioness loves both lions.Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 100 times, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location

Govinda method

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. The Lion will drop dead just watching!

Software Engineer Method

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

4 comments:

On June 20, 2008 at 11:32 PM , Divine Excogitator said...

Now I think I can dare to catch a lion

 
On June 20, 2008 at 11:34 PM , Siba Prasad Patro said...

U can..if n only if u r in testing doamin..But u r quite interested in coding [:P]

 
On June 22, 2008 at 12:39 AM , Sharky said...

Hey this one is real cool. Wonder how Late Actor Ajit will catch a Lion.

He will catch his own self. After all he is the original NO17 as in LION.

 
On June 22, 2008 at 12:43 AM , Siba Prasad Patro said...

@ sharky
ha ha...lolzz

 

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